The results are in! Although I was envisioning being able to announce that every last tester was completely swept off their feet with the wonders of petrolatum-free lip care, it wasn't quite that cut and dry. Despite this, I am not the least bit unhappy with the results this test has produced.
If you remember, I wanted to find self-proclaimed constantly-struggling-with-dry-lips testers who were also hard-core petrolatum product users. I basically asked for the worst thinkable odds – and even enlisted help to achieve this. Anette at BeautySpace was kind enough to recruit, scan, and provide the (Danish) test group.